what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
My pussy is not your playground.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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