it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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