whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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