Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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