I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
how many lesbians have to have their hearts broken before they realise I am not that kind of DJ
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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