I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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