if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
two words...techno handjob
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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