dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
You were trust falling into bushes
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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