I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Have you ever gotten so angry that you stripped in public?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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