You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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