You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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