what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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