everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
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