Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
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