like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Walking in to my alcoholic Assessment meeting with a black eye = 40% awkward 60% awesome
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
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