New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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