Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
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