awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
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