Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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