Cold hands, warm shart.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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