And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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