What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
Talk about awkward... Just went to dinner with my mother and realized I fucked our waiter the night before. She HAD to see the looks he was giving me!
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
