He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
Dude it was bad... like you fell asleep around the toilet after drinking from the back tank bad.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
hey, just so we're clear, next time we go swimming drunk at my house, we have to use the floating chairs instead of my mattress. i'm not sure how to get it out of the pool.
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