It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
She climbed in my window blew me and left. She's in my phone as the blow job fairy
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