Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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