you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
how did my horoscope know i was too hungover to operate a stove.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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