I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
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