i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
i cant believe i hit a parked car with a pink dildo in my mouth... fuckin epic
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Rumble strips road head = magical
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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