You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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