I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
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you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
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