I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
you called me in the middle of the night, wandering the streets, in search of "the ultimate burrito"
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
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