Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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