GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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