i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
Randomize
