Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I can still taste your cum in my mouth and my in-laws are coming over. This should go well.
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