And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Do you think accidently including this month's Credit Card statement in my application will keep me from getting into grad school?
Depends ... when did you purchase your vibrator?
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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