do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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