After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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