Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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