she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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