And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Monday: I just need a drink Tuesday: OMG no more this week! Wednesday: oh shit how'd I get drunk Thursday: I'm glad you've stopped the pretenses
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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