Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
The lowest point of my life has been reached. I just drank half a jar of pasta sauce.
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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