Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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