Don't make out with my wife yet
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
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