i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
I'll be perfectly honest; there are times other guys have consented to have sex with me because of my punctuation.
Randomize
