Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
Seriously. If I'd known all it took was a 29 year old UPS guy to make me feel THIS SEXY, I'd have been fucking them for 30 years.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I'm actually glad the whole thing's over now. It's exhausting to fake a pregnancy.
Imagine not having to fake it.
Yeah, I should never have kids, probably.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
Randomize