I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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