We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
No more Irish car bombs ever.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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