Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
Dude. Why is there a hamster in my pocket? WHAT THE FUCK WAS IN THAT JOINT
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
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