oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
His dick is a skeleton key. It fits everywhere.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
Randomize
