What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
you're like that jamaican tarat card reading chick... only with herpes
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
I will be naked everywhere
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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