Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I just puked in a penis shaped cake pan. I've hit an all new low for a Tuesday.
tailgaiting my last final, a perfect sendoff.
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
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