So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
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