have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
he used a semicolon in his bootycall text, of course he's not gonna go down on me.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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