we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
As shirtless as possible
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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