once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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