Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
