The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
Sigh. I'll find the right guy one day.
Prince charming is right around the corner and will be freaky as shit!
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Randomize
